Proof that God made the world with its supercomputer ..
At first had a computer ... And God said
C: \\> LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Tecle username.
C: \\> God Enter key
C: \\> PERVASIVE
incorrect password, try again
C: \\> ALMIGHTY
incorrect password, try again
C: \\> TECHNOCRATIC
And God came ...
at 00:00:01, the Day 1.
C: \\> Let there be light
Unrecognized command. Try again.
C: \\> Create light Done
C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God was disconnected at 00:02:00, day 1.
And God logged in at 00:00:01, day 2.
C: \\> SKY IS MADE AND SEPARATE WATER AND LIGHT
Command unrecognized. Try again.
C: \\> Create firmament Done
.
C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God was disconnected at 00:02:00, day 2.
And God logged in at 00:00:01, day 3.
C: \\> TO THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN TO JOIN ONE SITE AND THAT APPEARS THE FIRM AND DRY LAND
Too many characters in the string. Try again.
C: \\> CREATE GROUND SIGNS
Done.
C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
C: \\> THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH FOODS AND PLANTS THAT MAKE
Too many characters in the string. Try again.
C: \\> CREATE PLANTS
C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And so it was, Earth provided fresh food and plants sprouted. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God was disconnected at 00:02:00, day 3.
And God logged in at 00:00:01, day 4.
C: \\> CREATE LIGHTS IN THE SKY TO DIVIDE THE DAY OF THE NIGHT
Unspecified type. Try again.
C: \\> CREATE sun_moon_stars
Done C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH These lights
ruled the day and night and separated light from darkness. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God was disconnected at 00:02:00, day 4.
And God logged in at 00:00:01, day 5.
C: \\> Create fish Done
C: \\> CREATE BIRDS
Done C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And God created the great sea and every living creature of them and along with fish and fish poultry birds. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God was disconnected at 00:02:00, day 5.
And God logged in at 00:00:01, day 6.
C: \\> CREATE CATTLE Done
C: \\> CREATE
creepy things Done
C: \\> RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
C: \\> NOW LET U.S. MAKE MAN IN HIS IMAGE AND SIMILARITY
Unspecified type. Try again.
C: \\> CREATE MAN
Done C: \\> Be fruitful and multiply and filled the land and submit AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND THE BIRDS OF HEAVEN AND ALL LIVING ON THE LAND living
Too many commands. Try again.
C: \\> efficiently execute
MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 6 errors.
C: \\> INSERT BREATH Done
C: \\> RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated
. 5 errors.
C: \\> MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN Garden of Eden
File does not exist.
C: \\> CREATE Garden.edn
Done C: \\> MOVE MAN TO Garden.edn
Done C: \\> RUN MULTIPLICATION
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
C: \\> COPY MAN WOMAN
Done C: \\> RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated
. 3 errors.
C: \\> CREATE DESIRE Done
C: \\> RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated
. 2 errors.
C: \\> CREATE FREE WILL
Done
C: \\> RUN FREE WILL
And God saw that man and woman were multiplied in Garden.edn
Warning: There is no specified time limit. 1 error.
C: \\> UNDO DESIRE Desire can not be undone
. File can be in use by Free Will
C: \\> DELETE
FREE WILL Free will can not be deleted, must be a system or hidden file or may be in use. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C: \\> Help Desire can not be undone
. File can be in use by
Free Will Free Will can not be deleted, you must be a system or hidden file or may be in use.
Try again, cancel or close the program. TRY AGAIN
Try again, cancel or close the program. CANCEL
Try again, cancel or close the program. CLOSE PROGRAM
Try again, cancel or close the program.
C: \\> CREATE ARBOL_DE_LA_SABIDURIA
And God saw that man and woman were multiplied in Garden.edn
Warning: There is no specified limit time. 1 error.
C: \\> Create good, evil
Done C: \\> ACTIVATE EVIL And God saw that
had created shame.
error warning system. Corrupt or missing file: Man and Woman are not Garden.edn. 1 errors.
C: \\> SCAN Garden.edn LOOKING FOR MAN, WOMAN Search failed
.
C: \\> DELETE SHAME Shame can not be erased
. File in use by the Free Will.
C: \\> DELETE
FREE WILL Free will can not be deleted, you must be a hidden or system file or may be in use. Type
replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C: \\> STOP
Unrecognized command. Try again
C: \\> OFF
C: \\> OFF
C: \\> OFF
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING TO LOG OUT FOR REGULAR MAINTENANCE IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE DESCONECTENSE.
C: \\> CREATE NEW WORLD
have exceeded the disk quota.
must destroy old files to create new ones.
C: \\> DESTROY EARTH Destroy earth
: Please confirm.
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. ALL SERVICES
is refunded on day 8 at 00:00:00
MUST LEAVE NOW.
And God was disconnected at 23:59:59, day 6.
And God rested. If you have
the friend you have tired ^ ^
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