Curious, have you noticed all the q things happen in the movies?. It is up comic, why not pass q in real life ?....
1. You can always find a place to park opposite the building you want to enter.
2. When paying a taxi, do not look the portfolio serves as a ticket. Just pick one at random. It will be the exact fare.
3. The TV news bulletins usually take a story that affects you personally at the precise time of issue ..
4. Dark music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be thoroughly investigated.
5. Any lock can be forced with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. EXCEPT if the building is on fire and there is a child inside.
6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you know to add all the steps.
7. All pumps have a built electronic timer with large digits red display so you know exactly when they will explode.
8. If you want to impersonate a German officer, you have to speak German. Suffice to speak Castilian with a strong German accent. Similarly, when German soldiers are alone, all prefer to speak Castilian between them.
9. Once applied, lipstick will not run, even while scuba diving.
10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
11. A police officer nearing retirement are more likely than ever to die on his last day in the body (especially if your family has organized a party). (Corollary: Detectives can only solve a case after having been suspended from duty).
12. Fleeing cars are never the first out, but the cop cars. (They also staged a triumphant entrance in the middle of the scene of the crime.)
13. In a haunted house, women always investigated any strange noises wearing their most provocative lingerie.
14. In monitoring, the action will only take place when the cops are eating and are boiling coffee on the dashboard ...
15. Any purchase at a supermarket involves the acquisition of a loaf of bread that will serve you in a brown paper bag (Corollary: When paper bags break, only fruit will roll).
16. Cars never need fuel (unless being involved in a pursuit).
17. If you find yourself outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing to your about a threatening manner until you have gotten rid of his predecessor.
18. In terms of lighting a microphone attaches immediately.
19. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, throw it away. You'll find another.
20. All single women have cats.
21. The cars explode instantly as it gives them a shot.
22. No matter the violence with which a spacecraft can be targeted: the artificial gravity system is never affected.
23. If being chased through the city, you can always hide in the parade on St. Patrick's Day all year round.
24. The ventilation system of a building is a perfect hideaway. Nobody will ever find you there and think you can get from one part to another of the building without being detected.
25. You're going to survive any battle in any war except if you show someone a picture of your cariñin who has stayed at home.
26. Whores always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They wear expensive clothes and have beautiful apartments, but not pimping anyone. They are friends of all the shopkeepers in the neighborhood who will never criticize the way they earn a living.
27. A match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
28. Needless to say Hello and Goodbye or by telephone. A call can always cut frantically beating reconnect the phone and saying Hi? Hello? repeatedly.
29. One man shooting at 20 people are more likely to kill them all than 20 men firing at once (also called Stallone's Law).
30. When you turn out the light and go to bed, your whole room is lit, only a little Celadon.
31. The ugly or just plain little girls can become movie stars simply remove his glasses and some hair grooming.
32. Instead of wasting bullets, megalóanos prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices with fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and sharks devorahombres.
33. All beds have special sheets L-shaped cover up the arms of a woman but only waist to the man lying beside her.
34. Anyone can land a 747 with the only requirement for someone to guide from the control tower.
35. In a police investigation should always visit a strip club at least once.
36. You can always find a chainsaw when you need it.
37. Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.
38. In the interior region of the USA, all employees of the stations have red handkerchiefs hanging out of his pocket back trouser.
39. All teenagers have parties present an individual from all subcultures (even people without any respect and will never be invited to these parties).
40. Trucks use their horns at random (no, wait, that also happens in real life!)
Fields definitely is not like real life movies ....
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